Here is a short list of basic general life truths about men:
1. If you buy a man a present that plugs in or runs off batteries, they will like it.
2. If a man is watching sports on television, its not the best time to ask how you look. We are not capable of watching sports and listening to someone else talk. At all!
3. If you need a new outfit or have already bought a new outfit and need to tell us, do it after dinner. We are more easy going then. Also refer to #2.
4. Contrary to what you might think, ductape can be used to fix almost anything.
5. Men never, ever, ever get sick.
Now as you read this short list, you think to yourself “fix dinner and then go shopping.” No…. thats now what I am telling anyone. Any woman that has a man knows that number 5 is not neccessarily true.
Women know that men do get sick. Women also know that when men are sick, we are babies. Big babies! The world is going to end, time stands still, we need our mommies!! I know a guy who was sick once, so sick that he got out of bed and couldn’t get back in bed. Why you ask, because he tried to walk and couldn’t. He decided we would just lay on the floor… in the hallway… in his underwear… and wait till some came to pick him up. Yes, men are babies.
So women, here is your chance. Tell your man to help himself. Baylor Hospital is sponsoring a Baylor Men’s Health Day. So tell your
man to go.
They are having a Men’s Health Day at each of the Baylor Hospital’s in the dallas area. Baylor Dallas, Baylor All Saints, Baylor Grapevine, Baylor Garland, Baylor Plano.
So women, send you man to the health day and make them get a check up. They will love you more for it! And while they are getting there health checked up on, you can have a shopping trip! Just remember rule number one when your out. Its a win win for both of you!
Take care!
